a few lines I've said to girls that shockingly resulted in me not getting laid...

- "would you like to go back to my place for some bong loads and watch jurassic park?"

- "i bet you wouldn't be able to fit in my jeans"

- "if you ask me, the promise ring is the greatest band of all time"

- "didn't i use to date your brother?"

- "i haven't read a book that didn't involve a boy wizard in 6 years"

- "can i get your social security number?"