Showing posts with label mack makes me laugh. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mack makes me laugh. Show all posts

Saturday, December 15, 2007

should have just politely nodded...

here's how the situation played out:

co-worker- "morning aaron, working hard or hardly working?"

evan/not aaron/me- "suck it"

co-worker- "pardon?"

evan/not aaron/me- "uhhh, software kit. uhh, did you get the new software kit for the aeris billing system?"

co-worker- "actually yeah i did. are you in charge of those?"

evan/not aaron/me- "no, i believe mark is (i don't even know if there's a mark in the company)"

co-worker- "actually would you mind doing the set up report on that?"

evan/not aaron/me- "sure man" (goddamnit!!!!)

a hard lesson was learned. if i would have kept my anger to myself and accepted the fact that no one really knows my name i could be zoning out playing solitaire on my computer today instead of this most cruel of projects.

my san francisco weekend recap:
- haircut
- highland park 18 scotch is pretty much liquified construda. a real party in ones mouth and not everyones invited. only wealthy virgin debutantes and english premier league soccer players. the true A list of scotch flavor.
- triggered a mini riot in a carls jr. (people just don't like the look of me)

- three good quotes:
1. "ahh, come visit the haunted shores of morro bay"
2. "not having sex is the new getting laid"
3. "i want to have sex with a 5 year old boy wearing lipstick. dammit! i mean i want to have sex with my girlfriend"